Some girls want a romantic relationship, all hearts and flowers and candy kisses. I'd rather have one of those brief encounters, the kind that leave me with cum dripping down my thighs, covered in sweat and weak around the knees. The kind where we fuck until we're both sore, then fuck a little more after that.

Is that the kind of girl you want? The kind who will talk about anything, the kind who can be a little or a lot kinky, the kind who likes all those things that your girlfriend doesn't, that your wife thinks are disgusting. I'm that girl. Call me and I'll be your BEST brief encounter ever.