Are you looking for a woman who wants to make you happy and will do whatever you ask her to do? Are you looking for a girl who is sweet and shy and demure? Then you should keep looking, because that's not me.

Or would you rather have a woman who knows exactly what she wants and will tell you just what that is? Someone who can wrap you around her little finger with one look and keep you there until she's bored with you? A woman with a body just made for pleasure, and the sweetest face this side of heaven? If that's what you're looking for, then you found it.

You'll find yourself thinking of me when you're driving, or in a boring meeting, or when you're supposed to be listening to an endless list of complaints and demands. You'll be thinking how much simpler it is when I just tell you what I want, and you do it, and how much that pleases you. And you'll dream about this face and this body and wake up hard and aching.

And I'll be here when you're ready to surrender.